22 7 / 2014
That artist feel when
"shit that’s not right, let’s try again"
22 7 / 2014
- 1: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
- 2: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
- 1: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
- 2: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
- 1: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
- 2: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
- 1: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
- 2: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
- 1: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
- 2: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
- 1: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
- 2: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
- 1: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
- 2: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
- 1: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
- 2: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
- 1: Wait-
- 2: NEW FEMALE THOR
- 1: I didn't-
- 2: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
- 2: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
- 2: PEACE